Terms & privacy

Draft placeholder. The full Terms of Service, Privacy Policy, and Refund Policy will be published here before public launch, after an attorney spot-check (production plan §7.3).

The plain-English version, which the real documents will match: you pay for a real, standardized workout to be performed by a real person in a name you choose. You receive a highlight video, a written report, and a certificate. No physical fitness, health benefit, or calorie burn transfers to the recipient — that honesty is the product. If an order isn’t delivered within 7 days, it is refunded in full.

Exercisers are independent contractors. Nothing on this site is medical advice, and no part of the service involves wagering of any kind — every charge pays for a performed service.